Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating Choking the chicken Beating the bishop Slap boxing the one-eyed champ Taking matters into your own hands Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie Having a date with Pam and her five friends Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops "the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."